Funky edits

May 16th, 2006

I have done a few funky image edits, check them out. They’re probably not that funny or relevant if you don’t know the subjects.

the bid boys
The BID boys

jason c lampard
Jason C Lampard

vader bullemor
Vader Bullemor

Poor Guy Kewney

May 16th, 2006

I never knew who he was but today I do. Someone else got mistaken for him (another Guy), they become famous, Guy Kewney also gets strong press coverage. We’re all winners, right?

Maybe not – Guy Kewney has really taken some hard knocks in comments about his blog posting on the subject. I had a big ranting essay prepared which was sympathetic with Guy Kewney, but I hit the wrong button and it was lost (maybe it’s for the better anyway). What my essay boiled down to was that I think Guy hastily posted on his blog, without considering his wording carefully, and some people mis-interpreted this. Once this happened all and sundry jumped on the bandwagon and unleashed their fury.

flying smasher

I then went on to say that I respected Guy for actually standing up and contributing, and that I had little respect for those who with far less tact and thought than Guy had laid into him, with ignorant accusations of racism and disrespect. It’s easy to annonymously take a dig at someone, but I wonder if those same people would be brave enough to make the same comments if their identity was openly available like Guy’s is. I also wonder if these same people actually make a net contribution to the internet with a blog or website.

At this point my rant turned to my own experiences which I related to Guy’s, concluding that political correctness can be used as a screen and taken too far, which can result in more prejudice and also create the ideal diversion for genuinely bad people. I also babbled a bit about consumption and all take but no give and how even though we’re a very consumer-centric society, many people realise and more are realising the need for a natural balance.

E&L Insurance – the follow up

May 12th, 2006

E&L are the champion procrastinators. At least they answered their phone the last time I called, though.

A few weeks ago I got a letter in the post from E&L it asked me to confirm my claim amount by signing a slip and sending it back to them. So maybe I’ll actually get to see the money before the end of this year! I do hope this isn’t another delaying tactic though.

 

Orinoco has just woken up

 

I also got a worrying letter from them saying that my pet’s condition would no longer be covered by their policy. I’ll switch after the claim is through, even if no-one else will cover against the formation of Struvite crystals.

Another Myspace Killer?

April 20th, 2006

Another ‘Myspace Killer’ is likely to appear soon. My experience of myspace is that it is awkward to use and unreliable. But it’s got the most people on it, and is geared towards music, so I’m sticking with it for now.

Southern Electric door to door sales. A scam?

April 13th, 2006

Maybe it’s where I live, but we do get an awful lot of door to door sales (as well as illicit cold phone calls). Reading this article in the Times spurred me to write here. As in the Times article, I have had Talk Talk around trying to get me to sign up wit them, but I find Southern Electric a much worse culprit.

Only this weekend a man with braces (on his teeth) came knocking on my door. He started by telling me that I was paying too much for my electricity and that Southern Electric ‘supply’ the power to my home (which I know is not true, it’s EDF who maintain the infrastructure around here), which means that they can give me cheaper electricity. Apparently he had a ‘special’ deal for people in the area. I told him I wasn’t interested, not wanting to enter into discussion. He then persisted to ask me if he could have a look at my meter. ‘No!’ I told him, ‘Why not? We own it!’, he said. This is a blatant lie, it was British gas who came to fit a new meter recently, and it clearly states on it ‘Property of Capital Meters Ltd’. And even Capital Meters couldn’t just turn up on my doorstep to look at the meter. So I told him that he couldn’t come in whether he owned it or not, and sent him on his way.

In the past Southern Electric have used other tactics, like telling me nothing will change when I switch providers (yes it will, my money will go to someone else, and probably in different quantities), and that I should compare prices after I have signed up with them (before would be more sensible). What concerns me is that a more vulnerable person could be trampled all over by salespeople like this. My advice: Never sign up to anything from cold caller, tell them you’re not interested. If you want a better deal, do the comparisons in your own time.

Are Maplin Search Engine Spammers?

April 12th, 2006

I have written about Maplin and its internet presence before – how they have an affiliate scheme where people can sell Maplin products on their personal web site. This is an acceptable way of trading, albeit not something I would do if I was a large established company and wanted to build my online sales and reputation. But I’m not a large company, so maybe I don’t know best, it just strikes me as short-termism – a way to generate some quick sales and raise its search engine profile.

Back to the headline question, which I won’t answer, instead, I’ll just explain what I’ve noticed. I’m always searching for products on Google, and more and more I see Maplin cropping up in the matches, with products I wouldn’t necessarily expect them to sell. When these matches are clicked, they take you to a Maplin search page with no results for the product in question. Just today, I did a search for the now, finally released, almost 2 years late Behringer BCD2000 and got Maplin as a match only to find that they don’t sell it.

Screenshot: Do Maplin sell the BCD2000

BCD2000 - not for sale at Maplin

It wasn’t me cloning DVDs in the east end!

April 7th, 2006

Pirate DVD Factory

Pirate DVD factory in Leyton closed:
http://lifestyle.hexus.net/content/item.php?item=5276

Looks like I won’t be bugged by DVD sellers in Stratford for a while.

Good Service – cameras2u.com… Bad Service – E&L Pet insurance

April 6th, 2006

Yet another rant about services / products that I pay for.

First the good. I bought a new camera from a web shop called cameras2u.com. It was a good price and it came the next day, and delivery was free. Plus when I called them to confirm that next day delivery was offered I didn’t have to wait long on the phone, and they had a very useful message when I was waiting telling me what number I was in the queue (I started at number 2). More companies should use this system on their phones, then you can get an idea of low long a wait you face from what number you are in the queue and how quickly it is going down.

 Now the bad. E&L pet insurance. Pleasant people when you get to speak to them, which is more of a challenge than you might think, see my previous post for an intro. I have now figured out that the best way to get to speak to someone at E & L pet insurance is to call, and if you don’t get to speak to someone within about 20 seconds, hang up and try again, eventually you’ll get someone answering almost as soon as it starts ringing.

Anyway, back to the story, I received a letter from E&L about my claim, asking for medical history. It’s been  more than three months since I placed a claim and they still haven’t sorted it out! I’d already provided E&L with medical history, as requested, over a month ago, with a covering letter explaining that our cat was a rescue cat. I had also called to check they’d recieved the information and it was OK. So I was angry. After the usual E&L phone frustration, I got through and explained what was happening, I was told to send a letter explaining that my cat was a rescue cat. I told them I had already done so, and the man put a note on the ‘system’. We’ll see what happens, but I am starting to wonder if my claim will ever see the light of day.

 It looks like I’m not the only one unhappy with E&L:

 http://www.reviewcentre.com/reviews-all-57547.html

Plus see my review of E&L at
http://www.reviewcentre.com/review193365.html

 http://www.bullyonline.com/insurance.htm 

AirZound 3 – The World’s LOUDEST Bike Horn

March 27th, 2006

I  did this review of the AirZound in January 2006 

During the winter months it goes without saying that a decent set of bike lights in good working order are essential. Check your batteries, go LED if you are sick of keeping Duracell in the money. Reflective clothing is also an important addition.

Even when a cyclist is equipped with blazing arrays of lights and reflectors, some road users aren’t cyclist aware and will only see larger vehicles. What is needed is the ability to trigger off another of their senses – if they can see and hear you they’ve got no excuse. The traditional and polite way to do this is with a bell, but bells just can’t cut through the crack of a 100 watt snare drum, pumping out of a blacked out Honda Civic.

In comes the 115 decibel AirZound 3, a novel Canadian invention that in keeping with cycling uses human power alone. Just use a normal bike pump to squeeze 80 PSI into an air reservoir that fits into a standard bottle holder and you’ll get over 30 air horn blasts. The trouble is you’ll have so much fun 30 blasts won’t last long and you’ll have to top up. I bought mine from http://www.cyclesense.co.uk/ for £17.95 plus £2.50 postage.

horn and lights

In follow up to this review I have a few more comments based on three months’ use:

  • For £20, the horn feels very flimsy. You are probably paying for the design, and small-scale production.
  • I don’t know if the mount for the horn is supposed to be quick release, but I’ve been detaching the horn when parking in public places. The horn detaches so easily that and it has fallen off once whilst riding. I’m not sure how many releases it will take before it becomes too loose to stay in place.
  • The air reservoir is quite small, I need to top it up once a week. When it loses pressure, it rapidly goes from blisteringly loud to to no-so-loud.
  • It is high pitched compared with car horns, so even though it is loud, it doesn’t always have the impact expected.
  • The AirZound gives me extra confidence, I have ridden with the horn out of gas, and felt exposed and at risk
  • Pedestrians leap out of the way if hooted.
  • Cars hoot back after recovering from the shock.

Toenail falls off, bizniss card

March 26th, 2006

In early November a piano fell on my toe, last week my toe nail finally fell off.

My toenail has fallen off 

Enhance photo  in my picture editing software has really brought out the grimness.

I also saw this intaresting [sic] business card last week

cleaning services