Andrew Speakman

After my initial problems with Barclays and the £100 offer, I submitted a complaint to them. It looks like it has done the trick. I got a letter in the post a week ago saying that my complaint was being dealt with, and a phone call today with a response to the complaint. The deadline for putting the required deposits into my account for the £100 offer has been extended. It just shows, if you actually voice your concerns you may get a pleasant surprise. I’ll follow up with the outcome.

I have a policy with E&L insurance for our cat. Earlier this year we needed to make a claim, we put the claim in, and received a letter asking for further information to proceed the claim. I called E&L at the beginning of Februrary to clarify what information they needed. It took me a long time and a lot of calls to get through, each time I called, I got a message telling me that they couldn’t take my call because they were very busy. This is quite frustrating when calling an expensive 0870 number, although, looking now, there is an entry on http://www.saynoto0870.com/, but I’m not sure it’s valid for claims calls. I then sent the further information required to E&L.

After three weeks we hadn’t had any further communication form E&L. I started to wonder what was going on, so, remembering that it had taken a long time to get through on the phone, contacted them via a form on their website. After a few days plus a weekend, I had no response, so when through the process of calling and calling back until someone answered. It turns out that E&L received my letter with further information on the 10th February and are processing my claim. Good. I was told that they currently have a big claims backlog, and are up to claims received on the 25th Janurary. I pointed out that it was also difficult to get through on the phone, and was told that they had just moved to a new office and hadn’t yet got enough phone lines.

The conclusion: be prepared for a wait with E&L.

0870 7210445 – 08707210445 – 0870 721 0445 – 0870 7210 445
At 19.20 today I had a cold call from this number, it was ‘Andrew’ from an Indian call centre selling mobile phones. I found it hard to hear what he was saying because he was mumbling and his voice was robotic.

We are registered with the TPS (telephone preference service), so get pissed off at any unsolicited calls. I dealt with this call the same way as I do any cold call – I hit the mute and left the phone off the hook. He was still waiting on the line two minutes later (I could hear the call centre pitter patter in the background). Perhaps he was using it as an opportunity to take a sneaky break from the abuse of his job?

Maybe next time I should turn the call into a bit of an entertaining prank, record it, and publish it on the net…

If anyone knows who it is making these cold calls, let me know.

A bout of phone rage

A few months ago I saw in the Money Saving Expert newsletter a way of getting £100 by open a Barclays bank account. All you had to do is open a Barclays online account, and put £1000 in per month for the first two months, I would then be credited with an extra £100.

Normally I can’t be bothered to take up this kind of offer, as it can be more hassle than it’s worth. I asked people’s opinions, and was pursuaded to apply, I applied online.

A few days later I received a letter saying that my application couldn’t be completed, and that I would have to call into a branch with a recent utility bill (less than three months old) and a form of ID. So I printed out my latest Bill (online billing) and headed to the branch. I then queued for half an hour or so to speak to an advisor. It was at this point that I started to regret bothering with the whole thing.

When I finally reached the advisor I showed her the letter and handed over my passport and utility bill. She told me that she couldn’t accept a copy of a utility bill. I explained to her that I paid all my bills online, that this was not a copy but an original printout, and I did not receive bills in the post any more (getting your bills in the post is so last century). But no, I would have to come back with some posted proof of address. She told me to bring as many proofs of address as possible including credit card statements.

Why didn’t the letter say that online bills weren’t accepted and that credit card statements were accepted? I told the advisor that I wasn’t willing to queue again, so she gave me an appointment (even though Barclays ‘don’t normally do appointments for this kind of thing’).

I explained to the advisor that I had only recently applied for another account, and didn’t have to visit a branch and go through all this trouble. I was told it was an FSA rule for people opening accounts to come to a branch. My original online application never said this. I suspect whether you have to visit a branch is dependent on where you live and whether they think you might be dodgy - If I lived in a posh part of london and worked for Morgan Stanley this probably wouldn’t have happened. 

Even though I was regretting the whole thing, I thought to myself ‘I’ve got this far, so I might as well see it through’. I returned to the branch for my appointment with piles of paper. This time I had what was needed. It turned out that nearly all of the details that barclays had on me were inaccurate or completely incorrect, even though I’d entered them all correctly online a week ago. This could be the reason for all the hassle with visitinf the branch. Barclays must have been manually transferring data between systems, via printouts . Ouch!

The advisor proceeded to open the account, I reminded her that I had applied for the online account, with the £100 offer. She told me that she had used the same reference number, so the offer would be honoured. A week or so later I received account details, card etc, but no online login details.  I assumed that these would arrive later, so just waited. Nothing happened. Eventually I got frustrated and called Barclays only to be told that no, I hadn’t got an online account. I explained the £100 offer etc etc to them and was put on hold for a few minutes. They came back and told me that I could be added to the £100 list, but I only had until tomorrow to put the first £1000 in my account. Hmm, a bit difficult. There’s no way I’m walking around with £1000 cash just to get £100. At this point I asked to close my account, and after being put on hold for five minutes was told that I wouldn’t be able to close my account on the phone, I would have to drop into my branch or send a letter. So much for modern banking with Barclays.

PS A quick search for Barclay’s complaints shows that I’m not the only dissatisfied customer:

http://www.blagger.com/db4/company_id/130/companyname/Barclays.html

http://www.barclaystory.com/

http://www.grumbletext.co.uk/vt.php?t=108&subj=complaints+Barclays+complaint

I think so

Had a few beers there tonight. It’s a good place, with friendly people. It’s got the Essex geezas with slicked back hair, jeans, white top and trainers and bluetooth headset always on the ready. It’s got the old very drunk locals smoking at the bar, the young east enders who’ve left their children with their grandparents and the town hall employees. I feel strangely at home and at ease there. Plus being a Whetherspoon it’s cheap, just don’t drink their coffee!

It’s interesting to see how the distribution of Speakmans have changed from 1881 to 1998 on the UK surname profiler. The most popular area for Speakmans in the Great Britain was Wigan both in 1881 and 1998, but Speakmans have spread out since 1881.

The rate of Speakmans per million in Great Britain has increased from 51 to 54 between 1881 and 1998. The top Aussie state for Speakmans is Tasmania, the top US state is Delaware, US’ first ever state, and the top New Zealand province is Hawkes Bay on the north island, Hawkes Bay is NZ’s main wine making region.

It smells like the bendy 25 london bus runs on vegetable oil, whenever I cycle near one I get a sour chippy smell. The bendy 25 bus is also quite scary to cycle near as it is so long and cumbersome.

Quite often I notice mystery pavement circles, I think they are created not by a UFO, but by the spinning brushes of pavement sweepers.

Lots of large commercial websites have silly mistakes or errors such as this one ocurring all over a website